((Haha, don't really know how well this will go over, but lets try it))

I don't really know where to start, so let's start here:

Well, you cry at everything, and you can't take a joke. You can be a nice person when you are not making fun of the time I stole Seychelle's fish, but that's okay, because I normally can't hear your insults over the sound affect your vast tracks of land make.

Well, you are probably the coolest person I know, and I'm happy whenever I see you. You are definantly one of the awesome-est Nii-sans I have.

Havn't seen you in a while and it has been a party every minute. I guess my prediction was true: Life is a hell of a lot easier without you around.

Ah, Maple!America. You puzzle me. Actually it's more like whenever I come near you, you end up pissing me off, but whatever.

Well you can be a little crazy, but hey who can't nower days. I have no problem with you, personally, even if you don't find my jokes about your sister's boobs funny.

*sarcastic tone* You are about the coolest nephew EV-ER!!! Just remember that I will be there for every clarinet recital you have, every football game you have _{though you would probably make the ball kiss your ass before you actually kicked it}, and every time you go on a psycho rampage because I am your supportive uncle who will do anything for you _{right after I stick forks in my ears, so I can't hear your smart mouth}!

While I'm on the subject of stupid teenagers, I don't know you that well, but it seems that your cat doesn't even like you! I might be older than most, but back in my day when teenagers talked back to their superiors, they were sent to work on the next longboat to Greenland. >:/

Your my nephew, too. Marth adopted you, i'm pretty sure.

Of course you can still be an exotic dancer when i open my strip club _{right after I figure out if you are a girl or a guy}!!

Umm, I think I've talked to you once and I have the scar to prove it. *rubs stomach* I guess if I don't want my vital organs rearranged _again I'm going to stay the Hell away from you, if you don't mind.

You seem like a good kid, from what I know.

We still need to go drinking >=/

I miss you, you cross dressing S.O.B._{and our alliance is still on, right?}

Hm, well you seem very possesive, that's for sure. And you have a really big boat. No hard feeling about almost ruinning a scheme to keep you form rapeing Spain, right?

Your pretty awesome for actually using an ax at one point in your life. And now that I hear you and Iggy are together, I feel a little less regret not being able to save you when he raped you.

and It's about time you guys got here!_finally!

Well... We didn't start off on a good note, and we probably still are on that same note, but i'll come out and say it... you are one of the most respectable people I know. Of all the kids and teenagers, even some of the adults here, you act the most mature. Even if I don't act like it sometimes, I still respect you.

If I missed you for some reason, just make a comment and I'll add you to my list or something like that.